I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Help. Why am I so naked?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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