Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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