I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
