Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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