they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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