i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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