I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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