The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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