Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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