He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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