so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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