My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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