I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
40s are totally the cure
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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