I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sorry about my life...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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