I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
