This girl is more easily done than said...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize