Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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