I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
wow bdsm is so cute
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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