no, he came in my armpit
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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