Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The adults are the big ones right?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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