I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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