Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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