That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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