Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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