I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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