I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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