scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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