Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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