Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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