She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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