jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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