Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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