Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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