Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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