come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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