you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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