I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
