so explain again why im purple
no
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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