It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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