I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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