C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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