I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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