mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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