I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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