I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
They have beer where we have blood.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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