Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
