I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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