sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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