He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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