I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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