The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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