HIV tests are more positive than that guy
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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